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Here are some of Eddie the Elf's favourite seasonal jokes.
No Christmas is complete with a Christmas joke or two. Here are some of my favourites!
What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa going through a revolving door!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Krisp Kringle!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Have you any favourites? Send your Christmas jokes and riddles in to me, Eddie the Elf on eddietinselelf@gmail.com
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