Eddie the Elf's Christmas jokes and silly giggles

No Christmas is complete with a Christmas joke or two. Here are some of my favourites!

What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?

Santa going through a revolving door!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?

Krisp Kringle!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

They always drop their needles!

Who is Santa's favourite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

Have you any favourites? Send your Christmas jokes and riddles in to me, Eddie the Elf on [email protected]