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Low Flying Witches Cause Chaos in Carrick-on-Shannon

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Low Flying Witches Cause Chaos in Carrick-on-Shannon

Following widespread reports to Gardai of multiple carnage, Carrick-on-Shannon Chamber of Commerce have issued a stern warning stating: "Any witch found plastered either with drink, or just to a pole or building, will be ‘lifted and bagged’."

One witch said: "Me bestie hit a pole at Carrick’s Town Clock. We’re crashing all over the place. It’s just not on."

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Another complained: "Me nails are ruined and me nose is bent worse than it was."

Yet another, pasted flat to a wall on Quay Road, was heard moaning with pain and then roaring for a solicitor.

A spokesperson for Carrick Chamber Tourism Committee said: "We just organised a Halloween Tour of Carrick on Shannon featuring well-known actor Gary Lydon. This has got all out of hand. We know people of all ages will enjoy our event."

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Google ‘Carrick Halloween Tour’ for booking details on Eventbrite - if you dare'.
The tours continue today, Thursday.

Picture: Gerry Faughnan